Things Everyone In The Northland Does Before An April Snow Storm

Yep, just like any other snow storm it's time to stock up.

Look, we're in a survival situation. We need all the help we can get. You don't want to be snowed in without your favorite adult beverage.

If you were foolish enough to put away your ice scraper or snow brush, time to chuck that thing back in your trunk.

Whoever it is that put your snowblower away for the year, it's your fault we are getting this snow. You know you are supposed to wait until June to put it away. Only then are we safe.

I'm a big fan of snow in the winter. IN THE WINTER. April is not the winter. Enough is enough. We can't do anything with it now anyway and all it does is make things muddier. So go ahead and complain. Let it out. It's allowable.

This wouldn't make sense to people living down south, but we do have our winter tires and summer tires for cars. I just had a friend tell me he switched over his tires last week. Boy is he regretting it now.

Hey remember those few warm days we had where we grilled and felt like summer was right around the corner? "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." -mother nature

I just had them two weeks ago, this is ridiculous. Where's my gloves?

First is was 8-10 inches. Then it was down to 2-4", then back up to 10-12 inches. Hold on, nope 12-18", wait, 14-18", maybe 6-8", it's going to suck.