The Top Ten Farting Animals Including Us

Have you ever wondered which animals fart the most? Yeah it's a bizarre question, but now that I have your interest, let's dive in.

1.  Termites - These little insects not only chew away your house, but they release more methane than cows do.  Holy Farts!

2.  Camels - They do more than spit.  They are obnoxious from the other end too.

3.  Zebras- Good thing they don't wear underwear, they may have stripes there too.

4.  Sheep- Baaaaahhh....   phhhhbbblllllllllllbbbbbbpppppp.

5.  Cows- What else are they gonna do.  They eat, fart, and sleep.

6.  Elephants- Don't ever stand behind an elephant in line.  Their butts are at our face level.

7.  Labradors/Retrievers- Yeah dog farts are the worst.  But also the funniest ones to laugh at.

8.  Vegetarian Humans- Congratulations on not eating meat for 5 years, and your butt stinks.

9.  Non Vegetarian Humans- Ok, well maybe stink just a tad more than me.

10.  Gerbils. Those little fluffs certainly add up as little Mr. Cuddles crop dusts around his cage.