Toilet paper

Here's how to tell if your toilet paper is expired.

There are a couple of good reasons for this title - one, in particular, everyone can appreciate.

From a better way to pour beer, to a pain free way to wipe your bottom, Wisconsin inventors have come up with an impressive list of things you never knew that were invented in the state.

Yes, this list includes washing our hands 20 times a day.

The seller says you can buy it all at once or separately.

All you have to do is spend 25 bucks.

This bothers me and I see it over and over, now I must speak.. I was driving home from a location, and I had to stop to......let's say do a job....what I found enraged me.

My take is:  the toilet paper should come OVER the top.  That way when you can't find the end or you're in the dark you can just spin it downward and the end will eventually come off leaving it easy to grab. I've had people argue that fact, but now there's proof.

Even if we HAD luxury toilet paper, I would still be confronted with what you see in this picture in my home!  A few weeks ago I blogged about my friend's water saving toilet.  It had two buttons, one for #1 and one for #2.  She said it was water saving and thus, money saving.  Now I know what everyone is saving money for:  luxury toilet paper!?!?!?

The number one problem in Venezuela is figuring out how to go number two. The South American country has been vexed with the worst thing that can happen to any society – it’s dealing with a toilet paper shortage.

Ok, so I saw Ken Hayes is writing some blogs to get things off his chest, so it's my turn. I was driving home from my in-laws about a week ago. I had to stop to......let's say do a job....with out being graphic. When it came time for me to finish...I used the thinist toilet paper in the world. I could have used clouds and it would have been thicker. My first thought is