dumb criminal

This...isn't smart.

The man stole the business van from a neighborhood in Minneapolis.

"The suspect made no attempt to hide his appearance."

A woman dropped a bag of meth from her pocket in the Douglas County Courthouse. After an officer and another attorney witnessed it, she was arrested and now has jail time.

You can bet this guy’s gonna fry for what he did.

Oh, fudge!

There's a fine line between being a bad guy and being a good guy.

A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession.

When we get older, Halloween becomes less about accumulating candy and more about letting off some steam and having a good time. However, the mixture of alcohol and costumes are too much for some adult Halloween revelers to handle and their celebrations run them afoul of the law.

No, it's not Louis CK, but it might be the greatest mugshot we've ever seen.

I f you are going to make a career out of stealing vehicles, you probably would want to brush up on your driving skills.  Or at least know some of the basic things about a vehicle you might be stealing.  This idiot didn't quite understand that there is a possibility of Porsche having a manual transmission.

It’s September, which means the nation is starting to go football crazy. Ohio woman Janine Fulton recently took football insanity to a new level when she filled a couple official size Wilson balls with pills, marijuana, cigarettes, cell phones, and cell phone chargers and tried to toss them into the Richland Correctional Institution in Mansfield, OH.