My favorite holiday movie of all time is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. If you haven't seen it, you should go buy it. Not rent it, just buy it. You'll love it. Here's the clips that stand out and are a part of our family's Christmas vocabulary.

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    Christmas Dinner At The Griswold's

    I use this quote every time before I carve a turkey now, "If this tastes as half as good as it looks, we're in for a real treat!"

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    Cousin Eddie "Sh*tters Full!"

    Nothing like waking up to your idiot cousin pumping toxic chemical toilet waste down your sewer. Merry Christmas!

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    ...And The Rockets Red Glare!

    The sewer gas comes back into play later on.

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    Another Cousin Eddie Quote

    Randy Quaid sure stole a lot of scenes in this movie. Here's another one of my favorite quotes.

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    Clark Loses It, Where's The Tylenol

    After everything about this Christmas goes wrong, Clark receives his much anticipated Christmas bonus check. Except it's not quite what he wants. It's a "Jelly Of The Month" Club.