When you follow movie news as closely as we do, you learn to roll your eyes at terrible ideas and move on. There's not point in getting worked up when a truly awful project is announced because getting worked up over every bad idea that comes out of Hollywood would mean getting worked up every single day of the year and we just don't have the energy to deal with getting worked up so often (whew).
Whether you’re a devout church-goer or just someone who enjoys hunting for eggs way too much, there is one Easter tradition that can bring all of humanity together: Marshmallow Peeps. These colorful blobs of gooey, cute deliciousness have stolen the hearts and minds of every future diabetic.
Easter is coming, and that means the ceremonial Unwrapping of the Peeps should begin around now(-ish). What, you weren't thinking of eating them fresh, were you? That's un-American.
After the jump, a bunch of Peep-related videos for your squishy enjoyment.