Matt Singer Is Stupid

My digestive system is about to get freaky.

Would you eat these bizarre concoctions created to promote famous movies?

Let’s hope misfortune doesn’t await for my digestive system.

Maybe cosmic rays are what prevent them from going stale.

BK is offering Dragon Flame-Grilled Whoppers, Fiery Dragon Mozzarella Fries, and more.

Butterbeer popcorn? Butterbeer cookies? Butterbeer Kisses? Yes to all of the above.

Is McDonald’s new Nether Flame Sauce actually spicy? Let’s find out.

So what if it’s March!

The tie-in food supposedly “draws its inspiration from the heart-pounding intensity of Squid Game.” So how’s it taste?

Inspired by the movie franchise (and its new Xbox game), IHOP has an entire Indiana Jones menu. We ate it all.

Have I been changed for good? I’m definitely not defying gravity.

My intestines are going to get altogether ooky.