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Whoa, Nelly, this bear has been busy fattening up to hibernate this winter!

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out eating potato chips will cause you to pack on the pounds. Or maybe it does.

Thank goodness a police officer in Macon, GA, had a stash of lollipops in his car last week. The tasty treats came in handy after an agitated, 6'4," 350-lb. mentally ill man began threatening health care workers with a broom and razor.

If -- for some reason -- you ever wanted to consume more than half (or in some cases almost all) of your daily allotment for calorie intake with one burger, you're in luck. All you have to do is chow down on the newest menu item at Burger King in Japan. The behemoth sandwich, dubbed "Meat Monster," contains a minimum of 1,160 calories.