Wisconsin Beer Company Releases Dive Bar Scent Cologne

If you're looking for that perfect gag gift for the bar fly on your Christmas list, a new product has just been released this season which is perfect.

Miller Beer Releases Unique Smelling Fragrance

Back in the day, I had to do a lot of radio promotions in bars. In those days, smoking was still allowed in public places. The combination of cigarettes, beer, booze, and fried food was a strong scent.

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The other day, I heard my wife telling her friend that when I would get home from those events, I would have to leave my clothes in the laundry room and immediately take a shower so I didn't have to sleep in the basement.

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Recently, I found out about a cologne that Miller Beer released for the holidays that is the fragrance of basically a dive bar in Wisconsin. Where was this twenty years? I could've been a spokesperson for the company.

The majority of Wisconsin residents have their favorite neighborhood tavern where they can tip back a few brewskis before they head home for the night. They all have their own distinct smell. Miller Beer is paying homage to those places with a special product.

Miller High Life Dive Bar-Fume was just released at the beginning of the month and it's flying off the shelf. This isn't your normal cologne. The scents come straight from the local taverns. It's the perfect joke present for the holidays.

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There are four different scents available including "Cedarwood & Patchouli," "Tobacco & Leather," "Champaca Blossom," and "Sea Salt." I'm guessing most people won't want to actually wear it but the bottle would look good up on a shelf.