Wisconsin Man is Selling a Car That…Could Use a Paint Job

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" ~William Congreve

Moving on from an unfortunate chapter in your life is a necessary evil. Most times it's a matter of throwing out the things that remind you of that chapter. Other times, the baggage that comes with that chapter are a little tougher to...buff out.

Wisconsin Man Lists Car on Facebook Marketplace With a Parting Message From His Ex

Ethan's car looks like a good runner with low miles. 136,000 miles on a 2002 car? Not bad! 27 miles per gallon gas mileage is nothing to shake a key stick at, either.

Ethan says in the listing that it comes with a "muffler & cat". Not sure if it's a tabby or a tuxedo cat, but that's cool!

Like most relationships, Ethan's didn't end the way he envisioned. At least, I HOPE that wasn't the way he envisioned.

Anyway, Ethan wants to move on. So if you or someone you know is looking for a decent car that gets decent gas mileage - and don't mind some extra attention from folks on the driver's side of the road - it might be just what you've been looking for!

As of this writing, the car is still for sale.

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