When I tell people I don't like venison, they say, "Well you haven't had it my way", if I don't like it why would making it different make me like it?

I can say to someone, I don't like broccoli, that's ok, I don't have to take any. In fact, I can say I don't like just about anything and people are fine and will let me go. It's only when I mention I don't like venison that people say I should try it in chili, or I should try their sausage. They make a great egg bake and I should try it.

Making it a different way will not make me like it. I have been forced to try venison a million different ways, people like to trick me. They will make something and then after I say it tastes funny or I don't like it, then they tell me it has venison in it. Why would you do that to someone?

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So, here's what I do, and it's not very nice, but have been forced to tell people this way because it's the only way i can convey my true feelings about how much I do not like venison. I don't mean to offend anyone. I tell them to please lick my but, if they don't like the way it tastes, then I will season it or put anything else on it and then they can lick my butt again and they will like it. Of course, they won't!!

Then the point is made to them. The point isn't made to everyone. So, I'm going to make the point now. Instead of making this into another Doctor Seuss book. Will you eat venison on a train or eat it on a plane, will you eat it as jerky maybe that's a little quirky. Have it on a bun eat it in the sun, I DO NOT LIKE VENISON!!!!!!